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Poetic License Horoscopes for June 22 – 28

By Jane Cassady (You can pre-order For the Comfort of Automated Phrases NOW!): Cancer (June 22-July 23): Find yourself some grown-up coloring pages and go to town on them. Do this in front of the TV if you want. Embellish your pages with stickers and stamp-pads and hang them up someplace where you need to be reminded to […]

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Poetic License Horoscopes for June 15 – 21

By Jane Cassady (You can pre-order For the Comfort of Automated Phrases NOW!): Happy birthday to my mom, brother, and sister, who were all born on the same day! And! Happy 9-year anniversary to the wonderful Leo who inspires me the most, Amy Lawson. Our family’s full of celebration! Gemini (May 19-June 21): “You are encouraged to change your […]

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Poetic License Horoscopes for June 8 – 14

By Jane Cassady (You can pre-order For the Comfort of Automated Phrases NOW!): Gemini (May 19-June 21): It’s time to plan birthday parties, complete with elaborate fireworks and superhero-themed cake. Make a list of all of your presents, tangible and not. Send real paper thank-yous for all. Cancer (June 22-July 23): Listen to the music of everything your […]

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Poetic License Horoscopes for June 1 – 7

By Jane Cassady (You can pre-order For the Comfort of Automated Phrases NOW!): Gemini (May 19-June 21): Even more than usual, listen to song lyric for messages. Shuffle, the radio, the dreamy music over the credits, they’ve got something important to tell you. Cancer (June 22-July 23): To the Cancer who just got into an MFA program: CONGRATULATIONS! You are […]

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