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Poetic License Horoscopes for June 15 – 21

By Jane Cassady (You can pre-order For the Comfort of Automated Phrases NOW!): Happy birthday to my mom, brother, and sister, who were all born on the same day! And! Happy 9-year anniversary to the wonderful Leo who inspires me the most, Amy Lawson. Our family’s full of celebration! Gemini (May 19-June 21): “You are encouraged to change your […]

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Poetic License Horoscopes for June 8 – 14

By Jane Cassady (You can pre-order For the Comfort of Automated Phrases NOW!): Gemini (May 19-June 21): It’s time to plan birthday parties, complete with elaborate fireworks and superhero-themed cake. Make a list of all of your presents, tangible and not. Send real paper thank-yous for all. Cancer (June 22-July 23): Listen to the music of everything your […]

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Poetic License Horoscopes for June 1 – 7

By Jane Cassady (You can pre-order For the Comfort of Automated Phrases NOW!): Gemini (May 19-June 21): Even more than usual, listen to song lyric for messages. Shuffle, the radio, the dreamy music over the credits, they’ve got something important to tell you. Cancer (June 22-July 23): To the Cancer who just got into an MFA program: CONGRATULATIONS! You are […]

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Poetic License Horoscopes for May 25 – 31

By Jane Cassady (You can pre-order For the Comfort of Automated Phrases on May 31!): Gemini (May 19-June 21): After having four kids, my sister had her tubes tied. She always said she wouldn’t be surprised if her operation was one of the .5 percent that didn’t work. Turns out, she was still pretty surprised (but overjoyed). Get ready […]

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